But.. but.. but.. what about domestic problems!
"Dems would rather waste time investigating blowj... uhhhh, shit," explained a republican staffer.
This week's domestic agenda on Capitol Hill:
In a pair of hearings Wednesday, the House Judiciary Committee will look at Bush's pardon-in-everything-but-name of Scooter Libby for perjury and obstruction of justice in the CIA leak case.
The Senate Judiciary Committee is expected to hear from Rove stooge Sara Taylor about the prosecutor firings. "Is not!!" said Preznit Poopiepants in a statement.
The next day, the House panel has scheduled testimony from former Bunnypants cheerleader Harriet Miers. It's highly unlikely she will appear.
There are also hearings scheduled for the following areas: Commerce, Science, and Transportation; Energy and Natural Resources; Environment and Public Works; Finance; Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs, Indian Affairs, and Intelligence.
The Senate Judiciary Committee is expected to hear from Rove stooge Sara Taylor about the prosecutor firings. "Is not!!" said Preznit Poopiepants in a statement.
The next day, the House panel has scheduled testimony from former Bunnypants cheerleader Harriet Miers. It's highly unlikely she will appear.
There are also hearings scheduled for the following areas: Commerce, Science, and Transportation; Energy and Natural Resources; Environment and Public Works; Finance; Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs, Indian Affairs, and Intelligence.
Heh - that oughtta be a short one.
-- Bob Geiger and CNN.
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