WTF Is It Now?!?

From Mission Accomplished Land of Last Throes
After countless legitimate agencies have pointed out that "Al Qaeda in Iraq" is made up of actual Iraqis and is actually a resistance movement in a fucking occupation (helllloooo, liberal media), and that they have little in common with the real al Qaeda which NOW has a safe haven in Pakistan, one of our 'staunch allies' in the War On Terror. And of course, they didn't even fucking exist in Iraq until we decided to attack and occupy the country steal their oil.
And now the blatantly lying sock puppet of Darth Cheney, Chimperor Flaccidius Maximus who got no closer to the perils of war than his Alabama bar stool in the 1970’s, comes back and implies over and again the same old re-recycled bullshit as if, in his sad little deluded version of reality, it is a proven fact.
And the stenographers in the "liberal media" approach the hole in the wall and get down on their worn out knees to once again, obediently comply.
Ground control To Commander Guy: Just when in hell do you plan to deliver on that whole dead or alive deal?












The "liberal media" awaits the next White House release
~Undeniable Liberal~