WTF Is It Now?!?

Unbelievably significant progress
With the insurgency in it's last throes and the enemy on the run, only two roadside bombs were exploded near Baghdad's main bus terminal on Monday, killing four people and wounding 21, police said. The attack capped a weekend of violence that claimed more than 220 lives, including 60 who died Sunday.

And as things continue to go remarkably well in Iraq, Iraqi officials warned on Monday that an early withdrawal of US targets troops could tip the country into all-out civil war, unlike the peaceful, Indiana-like civil war that's being raged currently.

Meanwhile, Iraqi politicians have called for civilians to take up arms and defend themselves because the government, the police, the army and the 140,000 Turkish troops that are massing at the border can't do it.