August 9, 2007

Going......Down?
Just an addition to maru's post below....because blowjobs are fun!
Glenn Murphy was obviously speaking quite a bit more literally than anyone could have suspected when he was sworn in as President of the Young Republicans last month and said "I will essentially be the mouthpiece and effective leader for the tens of thousands of Young Republicans, 18 to 40, across the country."
Advance In Indiana reports:

In a shocking police report filed by the Clark Co. Sheriff's office, Murphy is accused of sexually assaulting another man on Saturday, July 28, 2007, while he lay sleeping in his bed. The alleged assault of the 22-year-old man took place in the Jeffersonville, Indiana home of his sister following a Young Republican party in which both Murphy and the 22-year-old man had been in attendance. The victim's sister had urged both men to spend the night at her home because of the amount of alcohol the two had consumed during the party. The victim awoke in the morning to find Murphy performing oral sex on him according to the report. When the victim was asked what Murphy had been doing, he responded: "He was holding my dick with one hand and sucking my dick with his mouth." The victim then pushed Murphy away, gathered his personal belongings and left.
Wow, a Republican guardian of family values accused of a sexual misdeed. We sure haven't come across that before. You'd think he could have at least offered to pay the guy twenty bucks. It's becoming quite obvious why they appear so homophobic....they want all the cock for themselves, especially the young ones
And to think, they impeached the Clenis for GETTING a blowjob. Now we know why....it's better to give than receive.









~Undie Lib~

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Bwhahaha! Republicans. The (deviant) gift that keeps on givin'.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Anonymous said...

Oh, My Gawd! What a cocksucker!!