Not that there's anything wrong with that. Unless you're a conservative.
US Republican Senator Larry Craig Tuesday vehemently denied he was gay, despite his intense staring at a man on the toilet, playing footsie with him, and pleading guilty after being arrested by police probing {hee!} lewd gay incidents in an airport man's room.
Craig, who is certainly no stranger to rumors about his gayness, was joined at a news conference by his long-suffering beard wife, Suzanne, where he stridently announced "I am not gay! I've never been gay!! I'm a republican, dammit!"
Oh really...
A man with close ties to Republican officials told the Idaho Statesman he had oral sex with Sen. Larry Craig at Washington's Union Station, probably in 2004:
"Upon walking into Union Station one day, I made eye contact with a well-dressed older gentleman whom I recognized as Sen. Craig. We, after having made eye contact for 30 seconds or so, we began walking towards one of the restrooms in Union Station.
"I followed him in there. We went to the urinals, where we both unzipped ...
"The restroom became busy, too busy to do anything. So we zipped up and then followed each other to the second restroom in Union Station, where we began the same process. And had a -- I also performed fellatio for a very, very short amount of time, as that restroom became busy as well. At that point we both zipped up and left and went on our separate ways."
Senator Larry Craig: a nasty, bad, naughty boy.
Cue "spanking" jokes...
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