Republicans back away from Craig

Because moving the other way would be much more scary.

Embattled fuckstick Larry Craig, who pleaded guilty to a gay incident in an airport bathroom, isn't getting much support so far from his political colleagues.

"He's disappointed the American people," said sanctimonious cowpat Mitt Romney.

"Disgraceful," Sen. John McCain scowled.

"We're calling for an ethics investigation" into a "serious matter," pudfaced Senator Mitch McConnell hiccupped.

"I believe he should resign," said Bryan Fischer of the Idaho Values Alliance.

An astonishing 55% of Idaho voters seem to agree with him.