August 29, 2007

Not turning the other cheek, Mitt farts in Craig's general direction

Man o' God unforgivingly blasts gay-loving, ethically-challenged ... Dems???

Mitt Romney distanced himself Tuesday from one of his top Senate supporters, comparing his actions to President Clinton's affair with an intern and a former Republican congressman's overtures to male teenage pages.

"Yeah, I think it reminds us of Mark Foley and Bill Clinton," the devout Romney said disparagingly. "I think it reminds us of the fact that people who are elected to public office continue to disappoint, and they somehow think that if they vote the right way on issues of significance or they can speak a good game, that we'll just forgive and forget." Well, I'll never forgive -- never!! Ahem...

"I hope the allegations against him are not true. We've seen far too many ethical violations by Republicans," Romney said. "I expect it sometimes across the aisle. I expect a little on our own side of the aisle. But to see as many reported violations of Republican conduct have been really disappointing and we have got to hold ourselves to a higher standard."

... than those evil Demoncraps that can't control themselves! Nice.


"Yeah... why are you such an asshole?"
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