One day after trotting the old mushroom cloud ooga-booga story like an over used crusty wank rag, and realizing that the sheeple aren't buying that dog and pony show any more, the Cheney Menstruation, in a display of desperation gets original in their fear-mongering for a change as they try something new. If we cut and run from Iraqnam, we will face a catastrophe that would be truly unthinkable: $9-a-gallon gasoline!!
Gasoline prices could rise to about $9 per gallon if the United States withdraws troops from Iraq prematurely, Rep. Jon Porter said he was told on a trip to Iraq that ended this week.
"To a person, they said there would be genocide, gas prices in the U.S. would rise to eight or nine dollars a gallon, al-Qaida would continue its expansion, and Iran would take over that portion of the world if we leave," Porter said Wednesday in a phone interview from Las Vegas.
Oh for fuck's sake and the love of all things fuckable. Now THAT'S enough to make you you pull a Ted Nugent in your pants. What next? Anybody? Beuhler? Beuhler? Anybody??
Oh, and an attack on Iran wouldn't do the same thing?
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Hey, at least he came out and honestly said "more blood for oil".
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