August 30, 2007

Two Dem longshot candidates tell Bush to fuck off with 'troop supportin' plan

Senators Dodd and Edwards spoke out against the impending $50 billion funding request from Preznit Privilege --

Reporter: "Senator, there were reports this morning that [the idiot in the White House] will ask Congress for either $50 billion more 'or a brazillion, whichever's bigger' for the Iraq war. What do you have to say about that?

Dodd (paraphrasing): "Well, shit, I'm not surprised, the way that miserable, incompetent little fucker's mismanaged everything. What, over half a trillion dollars isn't enough? Christ. Hell, I'll do whatever I can to support whatever our troops need to have a safe and secure withdrawal from Iraq, but I don't intend to continue to fund the war over there that I think has no end. As long as we're there, I think the Iraqis are not going to come together as a people it's about time we wound down our military presence there."
And Senator Edwards (mostly):
"Enough is enough. When Congress comes back next week, they should stand as firm as Larry Craig in an airport bathroom and make their position clear: No timeline, no funding. No excuses. Do this as many times as it takes for the president to finally get the message that he cannot defy the will of the American people, of Congress, and even of many members of his own military who believe it’s time to end this war and bring our troops home to the heroes’ welcome they deserve."
Yeah!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

stand as firm as larry craig. LOL! You make my day every day! Vitter and the shitter!!!

Anonymous said...

yep! LOL and he should now and forever be referred to as Lavatory Larry Restless Third Leg Craig!
LOL
siri@legitgov.org
www.legitgov.org

Anonymous said...

You guys are hilarious! "..firm as Larry Craig in an airport bathroom!" & Siri's "Lavatory Larry Restless Third Leg Craig!" is sheer poet laureate stuff! At least from my political perspective!