August 10, 2007



Warning: Tweety's oozing mancrushes may cause herpes
What will it take for this guy to embarrass himself?

Immediately following [Chimpy McStupid]'s press conference Thursday, MSNBC’s Chris Matthews spent three unbroken minutes fawning over the president’s “powerful rendition” of his “philosophy” without uttering a single critical word.

“I thought in listening to the president, I was listening to one of the great neoconservative minds,” gushed Matthews. "This president is as dumb as a rock is ready to fight like a rock through the rest of his term,” he added while trying to remove the stain from the front of his pants.
Later: Tweety wonders where the “big, beefy” and “every-way big” guys in the Democratic presidential race are.

Staying far away from you, you drivelling idiot. Ick ick ick.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Listening to Tweety, I hear the distant echo of Dan Quayle calling out to me: "A mind is a terrible thing, get wasted."

Aye aye, Cap'n.