Bush's visit was so shrouded in secrecy that the plastic turkee had to be left behind.
The Commander Guy, making a super-secret surprise visit to an "isolated and well-fortified" air field in the middle of a northern Iraqi desert, slipped out of a side door of the White House for the furtive night trip that was aimed at bolstering his position that the surge was makin' progress.
The air base, in Lower Scorpionfuck, Anbar, has a 13-mile perimeter and is home to 10,000 U.S. troops, including 7,000 Marines and 3,ooo members of the Army. Here the Moron-in-Chief will make his first-hand assessment on how well the surge is doing.
"Resolvitude!"
September 3, 2007
Brave Sir Bunnypants makes secret pr visit to Iraq
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What! No sunny market walks in Baghdad?
Heh. It's not safe for him to fly into Baghdad.
We have to leave him over there so we don't have to make fun of the retard over here.
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