Craig leaves back door open to remain in Senate
Headline: "Bathroom Sex Senator hires Vick's lawyer"
Ironically in a way, the headline right underneath was "Yankees lose Wang"
Just when Republicans thought things could not get much worse for their hypocritical, scandal- and smegma-stained party, Idaho's gay Sen. Larry Craig leaked {heh!} word Tuesday night that he is reconsidering his premature ejac abrupt plan to withdraw from the Senate in the wake of his pleading guilty to soliciting gay sex.
Top Republican strategists were biting their pillows over the senator's decision, says CNN: Craig's backtracking upset the Republican leaders, an aide said, because they thought Craig's intended resignation put the controversy behind them.
A senior GOP Senate strategist said Republican leaders want him gone now and will press for him to keep his promise to resign. The strategist warned Craig is "losing any goodwill built up among his colleagues," the same colleagues that unceremoniously dumped him from his committees and practically kicked him out onto the pavement.
"It simply defies reality," said a Senate GOP aide. "You can't make this up even if you are heavily medicated. The American people heard from Larry Craig that he would resign and using the word 'intent' as a back door doesn't work with them."
Top Republican strategists were biting their pillows over the senator's decision, says CNN: Craig's backtracking upset the Republican leaders, an aide said, because they thought Craig's intended resignation put the controversy behind them.
A senior GOP Senate strategist said Republican leaders want him gone now and will press for him to keep his promise to resign. The strategist warned Craig is "losing any goodwill built up among his colleagues," the same colleagues that unceremoniously dumped him from his committees and practically kicked him out onto the pavement.
"It simply defies reality," said a Senate GOP aide. "You can't make this up even if you are heavily medicated. The American people heard from Larry Craig that he would resign and using the word 'intent' as a back door doesn't work with them."
Nice choice of words. But some of the American people are laughing their asses off watching you guys get your manly, moral underpants in a bunch trying to deal with the situation. One you sanctimonious hypocritical gasbags created.
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See a tongue-in-cheek visual of Senator Craig taking a new stance...here:
www.thoughttheater.com
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