September 5, 2007

Four more GOP outings?

What fun! Jon at the Pensito Review reports:

In the wake of closeted Sen. Larry Craig’s self-outing in an airport men’s room this summer, Mike Rogers, the Washington-based publisher of blogActive who outed Craig, is threatening to reveal the secret sexual identities of two leading GOP senators, while two allegedly gay Republican congressmen are making headlines and drawing unwelcome attention to themselves, the timing of which could not be worse...

The evil, family- and marriage-destroying libera santorum-swilling homos? They are David "the white swallow" Dreier, with his anti-gay voting record; Patrick "McHandjob" McHenry, linked to criminals and murderers; hissy screamer Lindsey "bucking ham" Graham; and Mitch "douchebag" McConnell, who won’t explain why he was expelled from the Army after only 10 days. And quite possibly the fabulously-hairpieced Trent "virginia slim" Lott: "in DC circles, he’s known to be a polesmoker." Yeah, I'm enjoying this.

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