September 5, 2007

Fear Factor: Episode 4,165 of a Never Ending Series

OMFG! ! According to cadaverous Hollywood Fred Thompson (R-Law and Order™) if we cut and run, that entire region....over there will be, uh...uhhmmm...nuclearized

If we leave [Iraq] under bad circumstances, we’re going to have a haven down there for terrorists. The whole area, I’m afraid, will become nuclearized. The Sunni countries are looking at what Iran is doing. And if we can’t help with stability in that part of the world, they’re going to help themselves, and they’re going to go nuclear.
Thompson added al Qaeda was actively seeking nuclear weapons as reason to stay in Iraq. “We have al Qaeda out there we know trying to get nuclear weapons,” he claimed. “We have 40 countries that have fissile material that could make a bomb.”
Nuclearized? Israel, India, and Pakistan have nukes with ous blessings and assistance. The area already is nuclear.
Ground control to Major cadaverface:
With the United States of Amnesia being the only nook-u-leer country to have ever delivered the bomb, killing hundreds of thousands of innocents, we have NO RIGHT to dictate who “goes” nuclear.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

"...and they're going to nuclear." Is that more like going postal, or like going ballistic? Just wondering.