In other news, someone's been giving republican voters mini-brain implants.
Interviews with dozens of republicans across the country this Labor Day weekend found that despite the already lengthy campaign, many candidates have made either no impression or a negative one, and many voters are still chewing over their options.
“The Republicans need to get their spunk back,” said Leanne Stein of Claridon, Ohio. Spunk. Sort of like Larry Craig, but without the ghey?
So far, Ms. Stein said, Rudy "9/11" Giuliani has shown a bit.
“He’s got style now that he's gotten rid of that comb-over, and he has firsthand experience with how to run government in a way that deals with terrorism,” she said. “But he needs someone to coach him on all the issues. All he talks about is terrorism. What about health care? What about education? Where did he get those fabulous shoes?”
Meanwhile, others have branded Giuliani a gay-loving, baby-killing , cross-dressing pro-abortion “womanizer” whose own kids can't stand him.
“He’s had three wives, and how many girlfriends? No way.”
“The Republicans need to get their spunk back,” said Leanne Stein of Claridon, Ohio. Spunk. Sort of like Larry Craig, but without the ghey?
So far, Ms. Stein said, Rudy "9/11" Giuliani has shown a bit.
“He’s got style now that he's gotten rid of that comb-over, and he has firsthand experience with how to run government in a way that deals with terrorism,” she said. “But he needs someone to coach him on all the issues. All he talks about is terrorism. What about health care? What about education? Where did he get those fabulous shoes?”
Meanwhile, others have branded Giuliani a gay-loving, baby-killing , cross-dressing pro-abortion “womanizer” whose own kids can't stand him.
“He’s had three wives, and how many girlfriends? No way.”
"Yeah, but Fred Thompson drives a truck!"
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