September 4, 2007

Romney takes dig at rival, left nostril

Calls Thompson a bloated, bourbon-swilling cigar-chomping boob-chaser.

Well, OK, maybe not.

Sanctimonious dog-torturer Mitt Romney Monday dismissed concerns he's too nice to be a viable candidate in a vicious race, proving it by taking a innocuous pussy-assed swipe at GOP rival Saint Fred Reaganson.

"Well, I guess the only comment I'd make to Fred Thompson would be: Why the hurry? Why not take a little longer to think this over? From my standpoint, if he wants to wait until January or February, that would be ideal."
Oooooh, snap!
/sarcasm


"Yes, thanks. Mr Romney, why are you such a douchenozzle?"

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