September 10, 2007

WTF Is It Now? Poll Time

Having had a few hours to take in Four-Star Ass-Kicking General Petraeus's testimony and subsequent media slobberfest, how would you say the war in Iraq is going?

A. Pretty fuckin awesome.
B. Really really pretty fuckin awesome.
C. Ejaculatory.
D. No time to answer... my Republican friends and I are on the way to our nearest recruitment center. Wooo! Endless War! Endless War! Endless War!

Which of the following best describes General Petraeus?

A. Military supergenius.
B. Batman.
C. Jesus Christ's general, if Jesus Christ were ever to lead a divided nation into invading weaker, oil-rich nation for cynical politcal ends.
D. Tool of his masters, Cheney and Chimp I mean... Really honest, with no reason to lie to us about what's really going on in Iraq.

They say that even a broken clock is right two times a day. When do you think this will finally happen for Thomas Friedman and friends?

A. Six months from now.
B. Six months from six months from now.
C. Shut up. You just don't get it.
D. All of the above or none of the above. We'll just have to see...

JasonC

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

My son's unit relieved part of Petraeus' 101st Airborne and their "ride along" to learn the turf consisted of watching his men get drunk and drive around shooting dogs. Yeah, I'm real impressed.

pygalgia said...

That was good. I'm linking it.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

I've never understood how the neo-cons can get away with accusing the democrats of playing politics with the troops when they propose withdrawl, while the GOP is pulling out all of the stops to keep the troops in iraq for the 08 elections.

I also dont understand why the Democrats fell for the trap.

Anonymous said...

^^ Because they work for and are owned by the same corporations as the Republicans, hrh king friday xiii.