Darth Fucking Cheney and b. HUSSEIN Osamabama are EIGHTH FUCKING COUSINS???? According to Lynn Cheney:
"One of the things I discovered was that Dick and Barack Obama are eighth cousins. Is that an amazing thing? If you go back eight generations, we have a common ancestor."Sweet mother of baby jebus and all things holy......we need help with THIS one. The motherload of snarkicisstic opportunities. I'll start, YOU finish.
"It's an underhanded trick by Republicunts to sabotage the Obama campaign so that Hillary will get the nomination." Perhaps,
"Eight generations ago a Cheney slave-master raped an Obama slave and that makes Dick and Barack cousins." Or....