October 16, 2007

The DARK SIDE of the Cheney Family Tree

Darth Fucking Cheney and b. HUSSEIN Osamabama are EIGHTH FUCKING COUSINS???? According to Lynn Cheney:

"One of the things I discovered was that Dick and Barack Obama are eighth cousins. Is that an amazing thing? If you go back eight generations, we have a common ancestor."
Sweet mother of baby jebus and all things holy......we need help with THIS one. The motherload of snarkicisstic opportunities. I'll start, YOU finish.

"It's an underhanded trick by Republicunts to sabotage the Obama campaign so that Hillary will get the nomination." Perhaps,

"Eight generations ago a Cheney slave-master raped an Obama slave and that makes Dick and Barack cousins." Or....

Seriously, the possibilities are endless and there are too many running thru this brain right now to even try to pick one. So it's your turn, let's see what ya got. You KNOW you want to.

14 comments:

ThePoliticalCat said...

The African side of Obama's family were never enslaved. So it's through his (white) mother's side that he's related to Teh Dick.

Undeniable Liberal said...

Yeah, I know, but we could STILL have some fun with it.
This being a parody site and all...

julian said...

Wait... what? This is a parody site???

ThePoliticalCat said...

What julian said, man. I had no idear.

OleHippieChick said...

They were hoping O would kill himself. I know I would.

Anonymous said...

This is confusing. When African Americans get together do they refer to a disreputable relative as the "white sheep of the family"? I mean somehow it doesn't seem right for the Obamas to refer to Cheney as the "black sheep of the family", but I note that it was Cheney's wife who brought up the relationship , not Obama. I wonder what other skeletons exist in Obama's family tree?

Kiki said...

Obama responded by saying, "There's a black sheep in every family" but I still think it's Cheney.

I think it's a ploy to sabatoge Obama...I know I don't want to vote for him now. He's "tainted". gehhhhh

HRH King Friday XIII said...

CHENEY: Ehhh-pah. Ehhh-pah. Barrack. Eeeh-pah. I am you FATHER.

OBAMA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kay said...

And, Lynn just happened upon this info now? Now? And, she went back 8 generations? 8? I want to see that data. I've tried researching family trees, it aint that easy to verify if anyone was illegitimate and therefore had a different father than the one listed on the death certificate --yes, you use death certificates more than birth certificates and church records of baptismals.
I think Obama needs to deny it. Demand a DNA test!
Funny that the worst thing they could come up with on Obama is he may have a distant ancestor that he shares with Cheney. I can see Cheney sniggering over it now. eh, eh, eh.......
And, I really do want to see that data!

The Sailor said...

From the sidebar:"Disclaimer
This is a parody site. Get a f*cking sense of humor."

ThePoliticalCat said...

Hey, sailor! Who reads sidebars? Just kiddin. Sheesh. If we didn't have a fucking sense of humour, would we be here in the first place?

ThePoliticalCat said...

I went to the location of that report (raw story, I think) and left my deepest condolences for Senator Obama. Now it turns out that he's distantly related to Chimpy McDickweed, too. Yech, feh.

Undeniable Liberal said...

It sounds like some kind of Rovian conspiritorial stunt to manipulate the vote.
Not!
Thanx for the comments!

Anonymous said...

Most long term American, and Canadian, families are related distantly. Most every president shares links with one another. I'm from the Allen family and I have links to 7 presidents, 3 vice presidents, a couple first ladies and the Royal Family included. McCain, Cheney, and Obama are all distant relatives... It means nothing and there's no conspiracy. Its an interest story and nothing more.