Rudy "9/11!1!" Giuliani shares the lead for the conservative vote in the Republican presidential race, despite the pussy-whipped adulterer's three marriages and the fact that he's a gay-loving, baby-killing, cross-dressing man-whore.
Meanwhile, his rethug rivals continue to out-conservatard each other, hoping to attract the elusive yet important rightwingnut vote:
"I was a conservative yesterday, I am a conservative today and I will be a conservative tomorrow," said former Hollywood actor and abortion lobbyist Freddie Thompson from his chaise longue.
"So am I, maybe. No, wait, I am," replied Multiple-choice Mitt Romney, who up until a few months ago was pro-choice, pro-gay rights and not an NRA member.
"I think that my record is very clear of more than 20 years of being a conservative Republican," squawked batshit-crazy John McCain, who supported rights for illegal aliens and once called evangelicals "agents of intolerance."
Yeah, good luck with that, guys.
Not.
October 18, 2007
Giuliani's conservative support tenuous
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
i don't like Rudy, but not for his left-leaning views (which i like). I don't like him bcs he's made a career out of a tragedy.
Excellent synopsis of the Repuke ticket leaders Maru (though not ready for prime-time TV)!
I think they're chasing a diminishing audience - - too many middle-roaders are backing away from the abyss after gaining some sense of the depravity of the Neo-con views. All the Reboob candidates have left is the small core of irrational fundies and greedies, which will only get them 25 or 30% at the polls. "Oh happy day..."
Uh, Maru, you know I love you and all, but goddammit, I think you're corrupting me. Not that I'm complaining, or anything. %^D
Frederick of Hollywood might not be conservative enough for the conservatives, but he has played one on the silver screen, so surely that counts, huh?!
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Post a Comment