October 18, 2007

Onward Christian Soldier!! And Call Me Holy Mother

WTF is with these holier than thou fucksticks? An internal Oral Roberts "Scandal Vulnerability Assessment" has revealed that the wife of Oral Roberts' son liked under aged boys internally AND orally:

The more detailed account alleges Richard Roberts’ wife, Lindsay, spent the night in the ORU guest house with an underage male “on nine separate occasions,” and was photographed 29 times with an underage male in her sports car, among other allegations.
Perhaps the son of Oral didn't get daddy's first name for a reason?












I BELIEVE!!!
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1 comment:

BadTux said...

And here's to you, Mrs Robertson oops Roberts! Why do the strains of Simon and Garfunkle keep going through my brain?!

Tighty Righties. What a boiling morass of perversions they are, indeed. More entertaining to watch than a flock of penguins eagerly rubbing cloaca, lemme tell ya!

-- Badtux the Perverted Penguin