Self-propelled douchebag pleads with evangelical to support rethug candidate

Even if he is a gay-loving, baby-killing, cross-dressing man-whore.

Poor Sean Hannity. As if the Republicans’ chances for holding on to the White House weren’t bad enough, now James Dobson and other religious right leaders are threatening to vote for a third party candidate rather than the fahhhhbulous Rudy Giuliani or former abortion lobbyist Frederick of Hollywood.

Hannity pleaded with Dobson to reconsider during Hannity and Corpse but to no avail.

During the interview, it became clear that the Republicans are beginning to eat their own. Hannity was clearly worried as he practically begged Dobson to be pragmatic and realize that voting for a third party candidate would as good as hand the election to evil lesbian Hitlary Xlintoon.

Nothing doing, said Dobson. “I don’t believe that Giuliani can beat Hillary in the first place,” he said. Giuliani has a bad track record and an even worse taste in women's clothes, said Dobson. “I’ve lived my life on principle… now is not the time to bail out in the hope that somebody will be better than we think he’ll be.”

Not that I really believe it, but it will be interesting to see if he lives up to those words in the end.


Because picking the wrong candidate will make the Baby Jebus cry.