October 10, 2007

`Wide stance' enters lexicon, punch lines

"I have a wide stance" joins "the dog ate my homework," "bitch set me up," "I didn't inhale," George Costanza's "was that wrong? Should I have not done that?" and the GOP's "It's OK, I'm a Republican" among the most famous excuses ever given for "questionable behavior."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sitting at home reading a periodical and this is the call I get? That my son has a "wide stance" in a public men's bathroom?

/channeling Frank Costanza

maru said...

Ahhhhh! My back!!!