No, Really. You've GOT to Be Fucking Kidding Me

Heard at a recent White House briefing featuring the lovely Dana Peroxide:

Q Is it ever reasonable to restrict constitutional freedoms in the name of fighting terrorism?
MS. PERINO: In our opinion, no.

She later added "Unless we are the ones wiping our asses with that goddamn piece of paper." And "Nobody ever could have anticipated that a Military dictator in an islamofascist country with nookuleer bombs would declare Martial Law."

Meanwhile, Darth Cheney is watching the events unfold in Pakistan while furiously stroking his compact sized, semi-erect "war club" in his undisclosed location.