November 6, 2007

Mitt Romney, tightass party-pooper, terrist-lover

According to Multiple-Choice Mitt, the greatest threats facing America today are gay marriage, out-of-wedlock births, and internet porn, as they're all "attacks on the family."

Drugs, hate crimes, terrists, the draft not so much.


"Uh, yeah. Is there anyone you won't pander to?"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Right-on caption Maru!

Anonymous said...

Being against gay marriage is the Republicunt code for "closeted homo"