Look!! Another 9-11!

America's 9-11 mayor isn't smiling as much these days:

Giuliani refused to take questions here today about allegations that travel expenses while having an affair with wife number three while still married to wife number two were picked up obscure city offices when he was mayor of New York City.“We’ve already explained it 911 times!” he said, walking past reporters on Rudy duty after a town hall meeting.

If he is afraid of reporters, how will he react to the islamocommienazijihadifascist radicals when they follow us home, behead our children, and rape the women before making burkas mandatory? Inquiring minds want to know.