November 30, 2007

Iran: The Most Dangerous PLANET on Earth?

Fighting off permanent irrelevancy and in the last throes of desperation, Joe Biden lets his mouth write a check that his ass can't cash.

"The president has no authority to unilaterally attack Iran, and if he does, as Foreign Relations Committee chairman, I will move to impeach," said Biden, whose words were followed by a raucous applause from the local audience.
If you're going to impeach George Bush, you better impeach (Vice President Dick) Cheney first," said Biden, again drawing applause.
Well, THAT ain't happenin'. And ya know why? Because it's the war of the worlds or some kind of bullshit like that:
Scarborough: "When you have [Iranian president Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad talking about obliterating Israel, talking about obliterating the United States, talking about building nuclear weapons, how we can't stop him. Saying just absolutely horrendous crazy things, sending Iranian forces into Iraq to kill American troops.
"And Joe Biden, who I like and respect, talking on the campaign trail about impeaching a commander in chief because of a decision that he may make against a madman," he continued. "And everybody knows that Ahmadinejad is a madman, and that Iran is one of the most dangerous planets on Earth."
Hey Scarbro, how does the koolaid taste? Guessing it's salty, like Cheney's flaccid cock, that's why you just can't get enough and keep going back for more.
I have a better idea, fucknozzle. Instead of impeachment we should try him for war crimes. Now watch a demostration of this FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION.
Die, rebel scum.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've been missing the voice of the Queen of
Snarkiliciousness, but glad Maru is getting a Holiday. Today's posts by Undeniable Liberal
were such whip cracking high octane snark that my Buchco antidotal snark-fix needs were not only sated but my joy on the read made me wonder if Maru and Undeniable LIberal are SOUL MATES. Great Polisnark, UL!! You and Maru keep us sane in these insane times. THANKS.

Undeniable Liberal said...

Thanks for the kind words. And actually, Maru and I are having an affair with each other and our cousins and multiple ex's on the government's dime.
It's the American way.