December 6, 2007

Chronic flipflopper says Mormon church would not run White House

"Freedom requires religion," Multiple-Choice Mitt said in his 'Faith in America' {Blarrrrfff - Ed.} speech today. "Much like rehab programs require drug habits. Like ignorance requires strength and war requires peace. Like Jello-brand gelatin requires scantily-clad, muscular Amazon-women grasping each other tautly and grunting like savage beasts. Like clean air and water require the obliteration of all human life...bwahahahahaha! What?"

And from the fRetard-friendly site conservatardsuckholes.com:

Pat Buchanan was very moved. Chris Matthews "heard greatness this morning." Joe Scarborough said Romney "hit it out the park."
Right. What... a... surprise.

From the speech -- delivered at the George Bush Presidential Library and Museum, no less:
"In recent years, the notion of the separation of church and state has been taken by some well beyond its original meaning. They seek to remove from the public domain any acknowledgment of God. Religion is seen as merely a private affair with no place in public life. It is as if they are intent on establishing a new religion in America — the religion of secularism. They are wrong."

Why does Mitt Romney hate the Founding Fathers, atheists?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

God, Maru; You the Man!

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

"Freedom requires religion."
Who wrote that? What the fuck does that even mean? It's awful.

So, if freedom requires religion, and Scientology is a religion, does that mean Freedom requires Scientology? Yay for Tom Cruise.

Gene Shinai said...

Maru,

Great post, but I have a bone to pick with you. Please refer to the 70th Governor of Massachusetts by his given name,

"Willard"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitt_Romney

Squeak, squeak, squeak,
-Grr!!
Great post.

Anonymous said...

Sp Willard.

Anonymous said...

Milard and Jebus, walking hand in hand. The Book of Mormon specifically states that Jesus walked in North America. Wonder if Millard believes that? How come no one ever asks him that.
Beware, seriously, of the LDS faith. It's a cult and an extremely rich cult...