December 8, 2007

Support the troops ... with the Fetal Attractions Christmas ornament

Jason C sent this over from We Love America and I almost wet my pants --

From the website: "Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

"Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3″ long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

"Show that you support the 'culture of life' by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

"Also available in a 'Brown' model”


For the car-ribbon stickered dittohead war-on-Christmas knee-jerk mouthbreather in your life!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

In celebration of Christmas?!!

'cause this is what Jesus is all about, right?

Anonymous said...

O SWEET GAIA, QUICK, GIVE ME BRAIN BLEACH!!

ThePoliticalCat said...

Cheeses is the reason for da seizin', dood.

Anonymous said...

N, "Oh Oh Oh," 4 Ashcroft's bloody body-bastin' Crisco rapshur prelude.

Anonymous said...

JFC.

Anonymous said...

Making wombs safe for everyone!!

Anonymous said...

GODDAMMIT!!! They're out of stock.

Anonymous said...

Oh, c'mon, Maru, is this a serious offer or a parody? Try this one at the same site:

Mouse pad w/Jesus & Kalashnikov