January 4, 2008

Americans overwhelmingly vote for change

Why do Americans hate America?

Total voter turnout (approximate): 356,000.

A record number of Democrats turned out to caucus — more than 239,000, compared with fewer than 125,0000 in 2004.

On the Republican side, projections showed there are at least 114,000 moron-Americans in Iowa.
Percentage of total vote:

24.5% Obama (D)
20.5% Edwards (D)
19.8% Clinton (D)
11.4% Huckabee (R)

Dems:

Obama 37.6
Edwards 29.8
Clinton 29.5
Richardson 2.11
Biden 0.93
Uncommitted 0.14
Dodd 0.02

Joe Biden, Uncommitted, and Chris Dodd have dropped out of the race. Hillary came in 3rd, but she still got almost twice as many votes as Baby Jeebus candidate Mike Huckabee (AmericaBlog does the math). It's almost funny to see rethug basement-dwelling mouthbreathers expound on her "huge" loss, as if she only got 3% of the vote like some people...

Rebooblicans:

Huckabee 34.4
Romney 25.4
Thompson 13.4
McCain 13.2
Paul 10
9iu11ani 3 (Ouch! LOL)

We're now waiting for Fox Nooze to invite Ron Paul to their upcoming republican debate.

Next: New Hampshire, where Hillary and the almost-dead guy who doesn't care how long we'll be in Iraq are leading the pack.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Apparently voting for change and actually getting it are two different things.
AP says that Obama, HRC, and Edwards will get 16, 15, and 14 delegates, respectively, out of Iowa.
Also, HRC has a big advantage in terms of super-delegates.
DNC loves HRC and guess who makes the rules?