♫"My prince has come... my chimpy prince has come..."♫
Multiple-Choice Mitt Romney, who is attempting to distance himself from [Preznit Pinhead] while still vigorously supporting his Iraq war, told supporters yesterday that he “loves” that Bush has kept America safe as president. ∞ ∞!!Wtf?? Did America's 9/11 Mayor Rudy 9iu11ani trademark the use of "9/11" or something??
“We’re a nation united that stands behind our fighting men and women. We honor them and respect them,” Romney gushed tearfully. “We love what they’ve done for us, and we also love a president who has kept us safe these last six years.”70% of the country, dead/maimed US troops, and former residents of New Orleans and Ground Zero could not be reached for comment.
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