Fred Thompson's hotness factor

No, really, that's the headline. Fred... Thompson's... hotness... factor.

[Granpa McWrinklynutsack] has it all. He has conservative cred. He has experience. He can communicate. He gives journalists the respect they deserve. {Only if they're conservaturds - Ed.}

But there's more. A president has to have a certain je ne sais quoi^a. Fred has it. He's middle American. He has the slight lilt. He comes across as real. He's likable. Guys can imagine going out for a beer with him^b. Girls dig him^c.

Now, that above assessment might bug you, but it's important, especially in the general election. Voters dig Alpha Males and so do certain bloggers. Can you imagine going for a beer with Romney, Huckabee, or Paul? No. How about Edwards, Clinton or Obama? Maybe Obama, but it'd be a martini or glass of wine, let's be real here^d.

About women. I dig Thompson. He's not conventionally cute. Heck, none of the candidates are that great looking save Romney^e. Thompson has that easy talk, the relaxed authority that is fun to be around. He's the guy girls choose and the other dudes marvel^f.

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^aHa ha, a rethug speaking French! Zut alors!
^bHere we go again...
^cUhhh, that would be "no."
^dSigh. What, too "French"? Make up your friggin mind, you fucking twat.
^eWillard looks like an assraping mannequin.
^fJeebus shit...


Ye gawds.