January 23, 2008

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right

That ballgargling twit at the ironically-named americanthinker is at it again. Today it tearfully opines on why the other rethugs hate that sanctimonious prick gorgeous hunk of man Willard McWaffles:

"Have you noticed how all of the Republican candidates can barely conceal their contempt for Governor Mitt Romney? It goes way beyond the typical good-natured competition that usually is the hallmark of Republican contests. Senator McCain has snarled at Governor Romney in debates and Gov. Huckabee has tried to paint Romney as cold and uncaring, while Sen. Fred Thompson attacked Governor Romney right out of the box. This display of hatred usually is the hallmark of the Democrats."
:: sputter :: Excuse me???
"So, why do the other candidates hate Mitt Romney? Several reasons:

"Jealousy -- from his hair to his appearance to his family to his money - these are all reasons for deep seeded, if unseemly, jealousy. His broad shoulders you can land a 747 on. Those immaculately-gelled locks. The five strapping sons, patriotically campaigning for him...

"He isn't beholden to interest groups. Never mind all those lobbyists in his stable. He really can change Washington. As often as he can change his mind.

"Why do the Republican candidates hate him? Because they don't have any answers to his challenges. They seek to undermine him by using personal attacks more worthy of a middle school playground than a presidential contest."
Just like those evil Demoncraps. Sob!!

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