January 14, 2008

In the Name of the Father, and the Son and 9-11....

Thrice married, cross-dressing serial adulterer and most importantly, America's 9-11 mayor has a come to Jesus moment:

The former mayor, whose second divorce has left him on the outs with his own Catholic Church, started a three-day bus tour through Florida Sunday with a visit to the bilingual El Rey Jesus, a Hispanic evangelical Christian church here.
With his plan for winning the GOP presidential nomination riding largely on a Florida victory at the end of the month, Rudy Giuliani asked an evangelical congregation for prayers instead of votes Sunday and quoted scripture to evoke a message of hope and perseverance.
Desperate times....after all, his staffers are not getting paid after spending 91.1% of his money in Florida. Like he has a chance with the fundie crowd. After all, God has already endorsed Huckabee.

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