January 9, 2008

Is he still here?

National punchline, flipping off judge, says hand signals are protected speech

Seeking to have his guilty plea in a gay bathroom sex sting erased, the attorneys for not-gay gay Sen. Larry Craig argue in a new court filing that the underlying act wasn't criminal because it didn't involve multiple victims.
Yeah, tell that to that bum I killed last week!

//kidding


1 comment:

--mf said...

Funny thing...

If a person gets drunk and smashes his own car into a ditch, he gets charged with drunk driving, and the full retinue of charges available... and gets hit with a "Victims Fee."

Same thing for a kid caught with a bag of marijuana.... and the list of victimless crimes goes on and on.

Sorry, Sister Larry... that ain't gonna float.

--Monkeyfister