January 16, 2008

Pull My Nightie Down When You Are Done

In a display of bravado and economic fortitude, Ruler of the world, Commander Guy McFiscalirresponsiblity throws his weight around:

Bush: OPEC nations should pump more oil RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - President Bush urged OPEC nations on Tuesday to put more oil on the world market and warned that soaring prices could cause an economic slowdown in the United States.
To which our good friends and stalwart allies responded: Fuck off, you irrelevant twit.
Saudi Arabia: Market dictates production RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - Saudi Arabia will raise oil production only when the market justifies it, the kingdom's oil minister said Tuesday, in response to President Bush's request that OPEC nations increase output to reduce world oil prices.
Market forces Bitches!
In other news, Darth Cheney had to visit his Doctor due to an erection that lasted more than four hours.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There's an alternative (& more probable) explanation that what the Saudi's are saying to 'W's selfish request is BS. See the below quote (found in the below* link)

"Matthew Simmons (Twilight in the Desert) has been insisting for the past few years that Saudi production is close to peak and that Ghawar, the world’s biggest [oil] field, may be in decline."

It could well be the beginning of the decline of PRODUCTION of oil no matter WHAT PRICE a barrel sells for. And of course 'W' and the Neo-cons aren't going to PUBLICLY acknowledge this 'peak-oil' problem, although Cheney & friends privately did/do and his 'solution' (invade the Middle East and steal their oil) obviously stems from his belief that this IS an imminent problem.

(* http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/OriginalArticles/Crossroads.html) Also go to it's home-page and look through his replys to the peak-oil critics...