Reasons to be cheerful?

Last night put Rudy 9u/11iani in sixth place -- at 3%, even below Ron Paul. But before you get all smirkyfaced over America's 9/11 Attention Whore's pathetic showing, this is evidently just the way he wants it...

Ari "the liar" Fleischer: "Great news for Rudy!"

Gloryhole Borger: "Just the scenario he wants..."

Now if someone would just throw a cream pie in his face and poop on his shoes, it would be fantastic!