February 6, 2008

Blobby Bovine Bloviator Baffled

Super Duper Fat Tuesday’s Biggest Fat Loser: Pharmaceutical junkie Lush Limpballs. On Monday, Limpballs told his dittoheads:

“He’s going to reach out to Democrats in Congress,” Limbaugh said, citing “McCain-Kennedy” and “McCain-Feingold” as examples of McCain-sponsored bipartisan legislation. “This is how he’s going to get even with Republicans for defeating him in South Carolina in 2000,” Limbaugh said. “The Republican Congress will effectively be neutered.”
“It was just six months ago that if a candidate was endorsed by the liberal media we were instantly suspicious of them,” Limbaugh said. Now he said, “we’ve got drive-by media organizations having orgasms about McCain.”
Neutered......orgasms. The voters aren't cooperating with America's oxycontin popping Anchorman.
Call a wahhhmbulance!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Neandercons :)...I'm stealin' it.