Bush inspects Tenn. tornado damage

"Boy, it sure got windy here, huh? Sorta like when Laura's naggin' at me to do sumfin! Heh!"

In the aftermath of stunningly deadly and destructive tornadoes -- the worst to hit the U.S. in two decades -- this ravaged region now has other worries: surviving a platitude-filled photo-op by Preznit Poopypants on Friday.