February 6, 2008

McCain derangement syndrome

Pretentious, pontificating hack Tony "blank" Blankley at towndump.com wipes the earl-grey-and-cheetos shmeg off his keyboard, adjusts his crusty underdrawers, and assumes the position, pinkies out:

"Assuming John McCain gets the GOP nomination, it will show how whimsical history can be. It would be the first time in living memory that a Republican presidential nomination went to a candidate who was not merely opposed by a majority of the party but was actively despised by about half its rank-and-file voters across the country -- and by many, if not most, of its congressional officeholders."
I couldn't read any more of this twit, but went straight to the comments by RimJob's fRetards as they continued to add to the hatred, jerk each other off:
"Okay, so this evening was like a glass of cold water hitting me in the face. The GOP is on its way to nominating McCain as our Presidential candidate. If this happens, I WILL NOT vote Republican this Presidential election."

"I would like to see Romney and Huckabee both drop out and pledge their delegates to Fred Thompson, J.C. Watts, or Dick Cheney."

"I will not vote for McCain or Huckabee. I possibly would have held my nose and voted for Romney. As far as I'm concerned I'm out of this and looking ahead to the mid terms to try and stop the socialists there."

"We are sooooo screwed."

"Not with my vote. Romney is the least distasteful of the bunch. McCain is mentally unfit to be dog catcher. Huckabee is a throwback to Mayberry. Why, Why, Why would I sully my vote with either of these two rejects from Hell?"

"Face it, conservatives were handed their backsides tonight. Even here in Oklahoma, where sanity usually reigns unchallenged, the majority voted for a dour, self-aggrandizing, foul tempered, mentally unstable old turd! Go figure."

"I will vote for McCain even though I’ve posted here and said that I can’t? Why? The only issue that matters is keeping the savages at bay. If we don’t do that, we won’t have a country at all. If John McCain is the nominee, I will gladly vote for him because I believe he will nuke the savages if needed."

"May God have mercy upon America."
Indeed.

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