March 14, 2008

The Romancer Guy

If only Awol McPenisenvy was younger....and had any balls.

On Thursday, President Bush once again provided fodder for generations of psychology graduate students to come. For the second time in just six months, the same man whose dubious Air National Guard service kept him out of the jungles of Vietnam announced he was "envious" of U.S. troops now on the frontlines in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Dyin' on the front lines of a clusterfuck is sooooo romantic. This draft dodging AWOL air guard chickenshit who cheerleaded the vietnam war while scrupulously avoiding actually fighting in it now suddenly thinks war is "romantic?"
What a fucking delusional coward.
And a fucktwit.
Bonus quote of the decade:
"I’m just a simple president."
-President of the United States of America, George W. Bush

Correction: Simpleton presidunce. There, fixed it.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

And even this manifestation of his insanity isn't enough to have him impeached. Jeezus.

Anonymous said...

rendition his ass over there right now. i'd like to hear the loudest cry of "DAD!" in world history.

Undeniable Liberal said...

phukked, we are!