Bush tries to salvage legacy

No, really! Stop laughing!

Desperately plunging both monkey fists into the cosmic crapper, aWol McDumbass still... can't... quite... grasp anything but his own shit.

Disasterghraib McWarmonkey sought to salvage his legacy on the world stage on Wednesday by defending the blazing fiascos in Iraq and Afghanistan, appealing to Russia to drop opposition to a U.S. missile defense shield, and urging more troops for war.

Thththpt. Yeah that'll do it. Peace in our time.

//sarcasm

See also "We don't torture"!