April 16, 2008

Diplosaps warned of possible mandatory sentence in Bush's flaming hellhole

No, the other one.

The State Department has warned U.S. diplomats that they may be forced to serve in Iraq next year if there are insufficient volunteers to fill job openings there, U.S. officials said.
The State Department will soon start identifying prime candidates for jobs at the mortar range Baghdad embassy and the even less safer outlying provinces, based on volunteers' monetary contributions to the RNC and the Duhbyah Pezental Lieberry.

2 comments:

Faded said...

Gosh darnit! Isn't there some unemployed Republicans out there who can start their own private Diplomacy firm and take some no-biddies in place of the State Dept? Mercenary Diplomats 4 hire?

And we could pay them 5 times what those normal diplomats make...

Anonymous said...

Condaleza Rice will be unemployed soon. And she has State Department experience. She'd be a natural for the job.