"It's too debonaire; it's too Fred Astaire; it's too Kumbaya." -- Chris Matthews, talking about Barack Obama last night.
"Ya know, I can't picture him belching, holding a beer in one hand, a bowling ball in the other, and scratching his... heh! No! I betcha Hillary could, though! Ha!"
Idiot.
And so is everyone who would vote for somebody who would be "fun to have a beer with."
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Yeah -- I want to vote for the lowest common denominator when I go to the polls. None of that 'competency' stuff for me, thank you! And when I go to have my car fixed, I don't want some 'techie' guy with some machine with dials & knobs all over it fixing it - - I want a guy who's a real 'hammer mechanic' and won't use words I don't understand! Same with doctors, lawyers, professors, and such -- if they don't drink beer, carry at least a 180 bowling average, know NASCAR pole-sitters from the last 3 races, own the Brett Favre Commemorative issue of Sports Illustrated and say 'fuck' with vigor now and then, well I'm not going to have anything to do with them, goddamned elitist know-it-alls! I insist on celebrating my ignorance - - nay, reveling in it!
Great montage, Maru!
Waitaminit, where's the Segway dismount?
hahah........yes, segway has to be one of my all-time favs, as well. lolz.
Well said sir, this country is way past fucked.
Ahhhh! I forgot about the segway incident!
Heh: added it! Thanks, guys!
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