A troglotard writes a term paper

Fail! A petulant nincomtard gets his panties in a wringer trying to defend oil company execs from the evil dim--o-craps:

"Republicans teach Americans to believe. Democrats teach Americans to hate."

Rebuttal: you have GOT to be kidding. Where can I fucking start???

"The Republican impulse is found in the inherent faith and hope of the Constitution and Declaration of Independence."

The Constitution... that goddamned piece of paper?!

"The Democrat..."

Fuck you.

"... impulse is found in the essential envy and anger of Marxism. Like the oil companies. In the face of rising gasoline and diesel costs, Democrats in the Congress want Americans to hate the oil companies...."

The cans! He hates the cans! Jerk.

"The oil companies made more money last year than they ever have. That ends up not being so surprising when you consider that last year the world – and the United States – used more oil than they ever had before. And prices were higher than they had ever been before."

Well.... duh!!! That's part of the fucking point!!!!!!!!!!!! Gahhhhh!!!!!!

He finishes:

"Oil companies are essential to our national prosperity and way of life. They are extremely useful to our society and our economy.

"And yet the Democrats seem intent on scorning them and killing them. That's just one more reason to hope the Democrats don't take power come January 1.

"Yes, the price of fuel is high. No, hating oil companies won't change that. Yes, putting private industry under the thumb of Congress is against our national heritage and experience.

"No, that won't stop the Democrats.
"They're not here to build up America, they are here to tear it down."

-- written by some assclown named Bob Lonsberry, evidently a 5-year-old whose parents are either lobbyists for -- or work in -- the oil industry. Good fucking God.