April 3, 2008

Testicles!

Indiana's Democratic chairman said his party is ready to challenge the votes of any lifelong Republicans who attempt to vote as Democrats in the May 6 primary.

Dan Parker said he is concerned republicans may try to cast crossover votes to skew results in the close presidential primary between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

"I'm only talking about crossover with mischievous intent," Parker said of his party's plans to challenge suspicious voters. "If there is a coordinated effort by Republicans to affect the outcome of our primary, I'll twist their fucking dittomonkey balls off myself."

Well, he should have, anyway.

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