...for they shall bite my skinny pale ass.
The Immaculate Deception: Jesus was an elitist:
Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party's presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.Jebus also had 9 houses, 2 trollops, and his own artificial lake to gather loaves and fishes. And he called Mary Magdeline a cunt.
"John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross," Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. "He never denounced God, either."
The Rupture is upon us.
Shoot me.
See also: Ten Other Ways John McCain Is Like Jesus (Christ, That Is) from the Rude One
2 comments:
Boy, can you JUST imagine the wailing & gnashing of teeth & the hyper-ventilating that the right-wing squawk-radio would be going through if some 'Demoncrat' said that Obama or Hillary is 'like Jesus Christ'!! Shit, I can hear them blowing a nut just THINKING about it! Another demonstration of how truly right-skewed our media really is...
"elite" as used concerning Senator Obama is a euphamism for "uppity"
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