May 13, 2008

Glandular fuckenstein needs a karmic ClueBoot up his ass

Former White House political adviser and porcine handmaiden to Satan, his tiny yet pudgy hands wringing in glee, yips "rules don't apply to me, peons."

[Privileged gadfly and toad-around-town] Karl Rove has declined a request to testify before Congress about the criminal case against former Gov. Don Siegelman and instead made a counteroffer to answer questions in writing, Rove's attorney said Monday.

"Declined a request"? What the fuck is this shit? You know, enough of this bullcrap. Just throw his lard-pimpled ass in the slammer now. Fuck him. Enough is enough.

The committee Democrats had already rejected Rove's earlier offer to answer questions privately with no transcript, saying then that they needed the transcript "to obtain a straightforward and clear record."

Also, the committee has scheduled a hearing for Wednesday on allegations of selective prosecution and "the erosion of public confidence in our federal justice system."

-- Thanks to the Duh Journal and the Gee, Ya Fucking Think? daily.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The committee should shove a subpeona up his ass already.

ThePoliticalCat said...

Wrap it around a baseball bat first. Or, better yet, something hard and steely with spikes. Yowza!

Anonymous said...

Something "hard and steely with spikes" that is slathered with cayenne honey paste with a swarm of angry fire ants raging all over it.