A symphony for tiny little strings --
Shellshocked House Republicans...
Wait, let me see that again...
Shellshocked House Republicans...
Beautiful!
Shellshocked House Republicans got warnings from leaders past and present Tuesday: Your party’s message sucks major ass hahahahahahaha! isn’t good enough to prevent disaster in November, and neither is the NRCC’s money. The double shot of bad news had one veteran Republican House member worrying aloud that the party’s electoral woes — brought into sharp focus by [their] loss to [Democrat] Don Cazayoux in Louisiana on Saturday — have the House Republican Conference splitting apart in “everybody for himself” mode.
Said one worried rethug, "There are all these different factions out there, everyone is sniping at each other, and we have no real plan. We have a lot of people fighting to be the captain of the lifeboat instead of everybody pulling together.”
Said one worried rethug, "There are all these different factions out there, everyone is sniping at each other, and we have no real plan. We have a lot of people fighting to be the captain of the lifeboat instead of everybody pulling together.”
Poor, poor babies.
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