May 5, 2008

Phenomenal progr...

In yet another defining moment in our successful endeavor, Iraq's first lady narrowly escaped death and meeting her 72 virile m-angels in Heaven when a bomb hit her motorcade, a  journalist was killed in a "botched kidnapping," ten Iraqi soldiers were killed at a checkpoint north of Baghdad, and an explosion killed four Marines in "the deadliest attack in western Anbar province in months."

Kick ass! 100 more years!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That 72 virgin reward thing you're referring to is actually a misprint in the Koran.
It was meant to read 72 year old virgin.
Just so you know.