Poised for a political comeba...

The popular war preznit has regained his footing... oh, I'm sorry, Mr Broder, make that 'the aWol Disaster Monkey is the most hated US president evar.'

A new poll shows that Smirky McCrashTestDummy is the most unpopular president in modern American history.

A survey released Thursday indicates that 71 percent of the American public disapprove of how Bush his handling his job as president. A more troubling statistic shows that there is still a large segment of the population -- almost 30% -- that can be classified as "moron-Americans," a number which will hopefully decrease as many of them forget how to breathe or chew their food.

"No president has ever had a higher disapproval rating in any CNN or Gallup poll; in fact, this is the first time that any president's disapproval rating has cracked the 70 percent mark," said a CNN polling director.

Bwwwaaaa!! He even beat Richard Nixon! Heckuva job, asswipe!

This and lots of other good stuff in this week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots.


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